The year’s winners and losers have been decided by mathematical wizardry. From our league it means that Haywards Heath have been promoted – congratulations to them and commiserations to Colfes, who narrowly missed out, and to Dover and Maidstone, who are relegated. Darts and Beckenham come down and Ashford and Folkestone are promoted from South East 3. This seems to suggest that one team will be moved across in a level transfer. It’s going to be a competitive league next year.

If you want to see all the league manoeuvres, they are on the RFU website. It was the only way, but I’m pretty sure that won’t be the end of it.